.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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