Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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