i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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