16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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