He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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