I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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