The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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