How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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