But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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