he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
