Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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