Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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