North Korea, Best Korea!
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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