There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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