Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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