I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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