Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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