i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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