clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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