Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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