Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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