If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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