I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
