the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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