i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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