This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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