just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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