Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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