Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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