Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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