wat bout pragnant strippers??
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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