I got chris browned last night
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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