Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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