it hurts more in the daytime
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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