i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I could fuck to npr.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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