I bet he comes in French.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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