quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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