I'm pants shitting drunk right now
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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