ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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