Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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