3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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