no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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