spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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