They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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