HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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