she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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