I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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