omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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