I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I did not marry a roomba.
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