I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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