I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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