You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
