i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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