Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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