I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
